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Chapter Eight

 

The Honolulu Express

 

 

 

The evening finally came.  Once again, after saying a hasty prayer, I led Bernie out of the gate without incident.  This time I noticed the destination sign on front of the bus.  Appropriately enough, next to the route number, the sign read ‘Honolulu Express.’ It was apparently a regular night service for military personnel.  More importantly, considering my limited funds, I discovered that it was free.  As usual, I chatted with the other sailors on the bus, while Bernie sat in glum silence, contemplating the adventure ahead.  As I looked out the window, the sun was setting over palms and countless other species of native trees.  The shadowy outlines of settlements leading up to the city of Honolulu, were reminiscent of Ewa, until city lights broke through the forest and a grand entrance greeted my eyes.  Suddenly, we were traveling down the main street; a point I hoped would be the highlight of our trip.  So far, we had flown in planes, eaten navy chow, and seen a movie at the base theatre—nothing to boast about yet.  Now, I could also tell my friends that I had visited Honolulu—Hawaii’s exotic capital.

As we exited the bus terminal where the Honolulu express could pick us up every two hours until 2 am, we found ourselves in a group of like-minded sailors and a trio of Marines.  The Marines appeared to be embarrassed in the presence of rowdy sailors.  Bernie clung to me like a frightened child, as I gazed in wonder at the restaurants and nightclubs strewn down the strip.  Unlike Hollywood, which my family visited when I was young, there was little order or symmetry to this town, and yet it didn’t fit the images I saw in movies.  There were, I recall now, no call girls hanging out of windows or parading up and down the street as in other cities of the world.  Though I had not personally seen such phenomena yet, Chief Crump had given us lurid accounts of his rowdy days, and I half-expected to see such sights.  Up and down the strip on both sides of the street there was, I was certain, a constant stream of navy men from Barber’s Point and soldiers, but, because most of them wore civilian clothes, it was impossible to tell.  Intermingled with military personnel, were probably civilian tourists—more obvious in their Hawaiian shirts and cameras, and something else, hidden in the shadows, popping out like jack-o-lanterns to avoid the new laws…. prostitutes.

In class Chief Crump had mentioned a crack down on the prostitution in Hawaii.  “The good ol’days are vanishing now that it’s a state,” he had told us wistfully.  I wondered those moments, as Bernie and I followed the other men down the boulevard, why I had expected so much.  I had no intention of following the example of many service men.  Out of good conscious, despite his lurid stories, the chief had warned us about venereal disease and the dangers of being mugged.  An old trick of hookers, he explained, was to lure sailors or soldiers to alleys or other shadowy haunts so that their pimps can rob them after knocking them over the head.  We continued following the group that had exited the Honolulu express.  At one point, the leader of our group, a loud-mouthed named Buck, turned sharply right.  I could scarcely believe where he had led us.  “This is the place!” he crowed. “Hold onto your dicks!”  As we entered the famous bar called ‘Mama Sally’s,’ I remembered our limited funds. 

“We can’t afford this,” I explained to Bernie. “Let’s check it out, then leave.  I’m not catching the clap or gonorrhea.”

“Ick!” he made a face. “I’m not going in.  It’s a bar.  There’s bad people in there.  I wanna go home!”

“Suit yourself,” I followed the last man in. “This is the place your Uncle Ralph told us about.  Come on, you pussy, be a man!”

I was only teasing, of course, but the insult worked.  Trailing behind me a moment, he seemed frightened out of his wits.  Looking around I saw service men, a few in uniform, drinking and socializing with each other with several flashy brunettes and blonds that I assumed were Mama Sally’s girls.  One of them, a black haired beauty with stunning green eyes, walked up to me and asked me to buy her a drink.  I told her I was tapped out.  She snarled and strutted away.  I could see nothing in Mama Sally’s that was spectacular.  I had been in restaurants in my hometown fancier than this.  Obviously, the lure of this place were its ladies of the night.  A second girl, this one a platinum blond with jet black eyes, brushed my crotch, as I led Bernie out of the crowded room, whispering something in my ear.  She couldn’t be much more than a teenager.  I was shocked.  I  couldn’t believe a girl would say such a thing, and yet, as we emerged on the street, there was a grin on my face.

“Well, that was fun,” Bernie said shakily. “Now what do we do?”
            Remembering a place Chief Crump had praised in class, I exclaimed, “Waikiki!”

“Why-what?” Bernie gave me a stupid look.

“Waikiki,” I repeated, ruffling his hair. “Don’t you remember anything from our class?”

With the remainder of my money, I’ll buy us a couple of six packs.  Maybe we can find a party at the beach.”

“Well, all right… I guess so.” He gave me a dubious look. “But I don’t like beer.  Can you buy something that doesn’t taste like piss?”

In a light-hearted manner, as we waited for a bus, I chided him again. “You said that before Bernie.  Where have you ever tasted piss?  I’m beginning to think you tried it out once.  Trust me kimo sabe, beer doesn’t taste like piss.  It’s a man’s drink.  If you want, I’ll buy you a bottle of wine.  I hate wine, so you can have it all to yourself.”

“Well we have enough money?” he gave me a look of concern.

“Oh.” I snickered. “Got you hooked, did I?  You really like the stuff.  First we have to find a liquor store near the beach, like the one in Ewa.  If we don’t have quite enough, I’ll buy a couple of quarts and you can drink cheap wine.”

“Cheap wine?” He wrinkled his nose.

“Wine is wine,” I shrugged. “In the words of my Uncle Roy, ‘After a few gulps, it all tastes the same!’”

 

******

Night collapsed finally on the strip, but this time we had a full moon to guide our way.  I was pumped up by my own imagination.  When the bus to Waikiki arrived, even Bernie was excited about the prospects ahead.  Unlike the Honolulu Express, which was filled with noisy sailors, the Waikiki Express was filled with a more subdued crowd. There were families with children on board.  It appeared by their conversations that they were heading back to the hotels on the beach.  I don’t know why but this struck me as a good sign for both our sakes.  Because it was, because of its proximity to the hotels, more of a civilian haunt, it might seem safer to Bernie.  I imagined that we might find a lot of those ‘nice girls’ Bernie said would be on the island.  The police would certainly protect tourists against rowdy sailors and prostitutes, I reassured him.  Surely we wouldn’t hassled by native Hawaiians like we were last night.

When the bus stopped at what I heard the tourists call Hotel Row, however, we hadn’t arrived yet at Waikiki Beach.  Almost all of the hotel guests disembarked with their souvenirs and cameras, leaving only a few other passengers on the bus.  The glittering row of building, which included restaurants and nightclubs, slipped away, replaced by a panorama of palm trees and the moonlit beach.  Because it was so reminiscent of Ewa, Bernie was alarmed.  I knew what he was thinking.  At the point where we were dropped off—the Waikiki Express’ last stop, we were greeted by a din of noise greater than even Mama Sally’s.  Loud music—the sound of Little Richard’s Tutti Frutti, raucous laughter, and squeals of pleasure echoed in the night.  A bonfire glittered in the near distance, the silhouettes of merrymakers cavorting around the flames. There were, I could discern, dozens young men (most likely servicemen) everywhere, along with a smaller number of women, at what was obviously, in fact, a party, as I had hoped.  Unfortunately, it was far too wild for Bernie’s tastes.  I knew he would balk at the notion of joining this bunch.  The other passengers—very likely servicemen—joined the merrymakers, while Bernie and I stood there at the bus stop with different emotions about what we saw.  Bernie wanted to flee.  I was tempted to join in.  I noticed, after scanning the horizon on each side of us, that there were no liquor stores in sight.  If, judging by our original goal of buying some booze, we didn’t join the party, coming to Waikiki was a foolish move.  If, on the other hand, we became party-crashers, we could still get smashed and I wouldn’t have to pay a red cent.

Bernie was overwhelmed by this event.  Awakening out of his trance, he looked at me with wide unblinking eyes and gaping mouth then asked in a deadpan voice, “Where are we Noel?  Who are these people?  I thought we were going to buy beer and wine and get drunk, like before.  Some of these people are half naked.  Those must be prostitutes on the beach!” 

Using the most logical tact, in fact the only one Bernie would understand, I explained to him that there might not be any more buses back to Barber’s Point.  In order to get back to the bus depot in Honolulu by 2 am where the Hawaiian Express dropped us off, we might need a ride.  Though it was possible that we might get a ride from one of the merrymakers, it was also possible that if we returned to the bus stop and waited long enough we might catch another bus.  We would arrive in plenty of time at the Honolulu depot to catch the last bus to Barber’s Point.  I knew very well that if we joined the party the 2 am deadline might, in fact, be impossible to meet.  The impression I left in Bernie’s mind, however, was that we might be stranded here unless we made friends with some of merrymakers.  I had exaggerated the problem for him, and what we were doing was a calculated risk.  If worse came to worse, I reasoned, we’d have to sleep on the beach again and catch a morning bus.  But tonight we were going to have fun!

“You don’t have to join in,” I suggested. “Just grab a beer once in awhile, and watch the show.”

“But I don’t like beer,” he whined. “You said you’d buy me wine.”

“Listen, Bernie,” I tried reasoning with him. “Sailors don’t drink wine, they drink beer.  You drank a beer last night, didn’t you?”

“Yes, but I was already drunk,” he said, making a face. “My taste buds were numb.”

“All right,” I was losing patience, “I learned something in science class.  Smell dictates what you taste, so hold you nose while drinking.”

“Well that really work?” He wrinkled his nose.

“It has to.” I frowned irritably. “We’re stuck here, Bernie!  You wanna walk back to town?”  That was, of course, a great exaggeration.  More thoughtfully, I added, as he dragged his feet, “I remember something I heard on television: ‘When in Rome do as the Romans do!’”

“What’s Rome got to do with it?” he muttered, as I prodded him on. “What if they consider us outsiders?”

“Remember what I said,” I gave him a shove, “Talk the talk and walk the walk… Now move it!

As we moved through the bodies of sailors and women, I realized that most of these people were too far-gone to challenge us or even ask our names.  Bernie saw this too, giggling hysterically when a dark haired woman, probably twice his age, grabbed his hand and tried forcing him to dance.

“Oh no-o-o-o-o!” he squealed.

“Whatsamattah?” she asked in a slurred voice. “You queer, boy?”

While he cowered behind me, I was swept with embarrassment.  My only recourse was to set an example for him and get smashed as soon as possible.  Immediately now, as he followed close behind, whimpering under his breath, I searched for a cooler containing beer.  Several men tried engaging us in drunken conversation.  I translated their slurred voices as “What ship you on, men?,” “You come from Pearl or Barber’s Point?,” and to Bernie, “What’s wrong with you boy, you afraid of girls?”  I mumbled incoherently and nodded my head, but Bernie exclaimed foolishly, “We’re going to meet our squadron on the Hornet.  I like nice girls!”

I had been worried that Bernie might spout controversies.  At times he had no control over his vocal chords, blurting exactly what was on his mind.  “Are you completely nuts?” I snapped, fishing into a cooler for a beer. “Here,” I said shoving him a can, “do as I told you.” “When you’re done with that one, drink this one.” I handed him another. “You dumb shit.  Keep your mouth shut!”

With one can stuck in my pants and a second can stuck in Bernie’s, we snuck away with our beers to a spot several yards away from the group and glow of the fire.  At this point, as Ritchie Valens’ La Bamba, blared from the radio, I saw a dozen or more couples swaying or staggering to the music.  Many of them were so inebriated they could barely stand up.  In various spots, lying where they fell, a few sailors appeared to be unconscious.  I had spotted three attractive females near the cooler, as I grabbed our beer—a blond, redhead, and brunette, all drunk, but I was fearful of the kinds of women they might be.  Flashing into my mind were two sources of information: my eighth grade sex education class, which showed the dangers of venereal disease, and Chief Crump, who echoed the same warning in his discussion of unprotected sex.  Plopping down awkwardly, with this thought in mind, I motioned for Bernie to do the same.  Reluctantly he sat down Indian fashion, with a beer in each hand.  All my visions of meeting girls in Hawaii were based upon a storybook understanding of dating.  Here I was surrounded by girls—put to the test, and I was no braver than Bernie.  The difference was that I wanted to plunge ahead, and Bernie didn’t.  As I guzzled down my beer, I glanced at Bernie to check his progress.  For a moment, he looked at the frosty can as if it was medicine, then, holding his nose, and tilting his head back, he upended his first can in an effort to take his first swallow.  When it spilled down his chin and dribbled down his neck, I broke into laughter. 

“Oh, that’s the funniest thing I ever saw,” I giggled, slapping my knee. “You dumb shit.” I shook my head. “I wasn’t serious.  That only works for food—broccoli and spinach, not drinks.” “Come on Bernie,” I egged him on, “show some balls.  Up and in—you’re a sailor now!”

Bravely, Bernie up ended the can again, took a long swig, made a face, and then, after more coaxing and second gulp, as it took effect, I witnessed a boyish grin spreading across his face.  Once again, I had won!  Chattering about different topics—the bonfire, the lovely beach, and the music blaring at the party, Bernie managed to finish his first can and almost finish his second, before two hour-glass figure sashayed our way.  Between the moonlight and firelight, I could discern the faces and adolescent figures of two native Hawaiian girls.  They looked so much alike they could have been twins.  Suddenly, the V.D. film and instructor’s warnings were mentally discarded, as they approached.  Even Bernie seemed taken at first, as they sat down—one on each side of us and, after quick introductions, the girl next to me came right to the point.

  “My name Sophie, she be Lucy,” she chimed softly. “You boys want good time?”    

 “Sure,” I said, jumping up, “I’ll get us some more beers.”

Leaving Bernie alone with the two girls was a mistake.  Hurriedly, I fished out several cans.  Using my shirt as an apron, I carried my stash to our ‘nest,’ giggling madly.  As I handed a can to each member of the group, I noticed a sheepish look on Bernie’s face.  Both girls were staring at him as if he was a vile thing.

“What’s wrong?” I looked down at the girls.  When they pointed silently at Bernie, I asked him bluntly, “What did you say to them?  Did you insult our friends?”

“I told them that we only had nine dollars.” He shrugged indifferently. “Surely they’ll want to be paid?”

I was momentarily speechless.  Sophie jumped up and cried, “You think all Hawaiian girls whores?  You dumb haoles all the same!”

“Yes.” Lucy was suddenly on her feet. “Sailors pigs.  You think you get us drunk and get into our pants!”

Several merrymakers looked over at us.  I was furious at Bernie’s rudeness.  Looking around self-consciously, I was also worried about the reaction I saw in many of the men and their dates.  Whether or not they were prostitutes or not, Sophie and Lucy displayed indignation, storming back toward the bonfire to tattle on us and, I was afraid, get us ejected from the group.  What actually happened, however, was muted by a commotion on the road.

“Shore patrol!  Shore patrol!” a sailor bellowed.

“Get up Bernie!” I screamed. “We got more to lose than them.  We’ll go to jail if we’re caught!”

As everyone ran in different directions—some up the beach, some down the beach, and several men running drunkenly into to arms of the SP’s, I led Bernie in the direction of those running south toward Diamond Head.  I saw one frightened youth point to this distant landmark, which I had heard about in class.  I was surprised that the shore patrol didn’t follow us.  As one seasoned sailor explained, though, the SP paddy wagons had only so much room.  Introducing himself simply as Harry, as we paused momentarily for a breather, he told us that it was against the law for servicemen to drink alcohol on Waikiki beach, and yet the rule was enforced only when complaints were made.  There was no active patrol this far south.  Except for Hotel Row further up the road, there were few houses on the peninsula, so it must have been hotel guests making the complaints.  I was surprised that the music had been heard that far away, but Harry explained that there were no natural barriers to block sound, so the music was carried in the wind.  “The party was certainly loud enough for that!” He laughed, slapping his knee.  After drinking his share of beer, I was impressed with his wit.  After a short while, when everyone was certain we weren’t being followed, our group had slowed to a walk.   I noticed at that point that there were no women in our group.  Though prostitution was illegal in Hawaii as in any other state, Harry explained, the shore patrol didn’t arrest civilians.  While Bernie dropped his can on the spot, I managed, even in my haste to hold onto two of the beers, one of which I handed to him as we strolled down the beach.

“What’s that?” He pointed at the great looming rock.

“Diamond Head,” I announced, raising my can in salute.

With moonlight shining on its ragged surface, it reminded me of Point Dume at Zuma Beach, with the exception that it was much bigger.  Quite by accident we had stumbled upon one of Hawaii’s most iconic landmarks.  In my current state of mind, this realization faded in importance, as I contemplated getting Bernie and I back to the base.  Now that it appeared that we were safe to return, Harry, the most sober of the group, called out in military style, “About face!” and, pivoting 180 degrees, the group began trotting back to the bonfire.  Soon we could see its distant flames.  The shore patrol had left the fire burning.  As we came closer and closer, it was obvious that the females had vanished.  The question on the sailors’ lips was, ‘had the beer vanished too?’

“I wonder when the next bus comes?” I muttered aloud.

“Ain’t no more this late.” Harry responded. “Most of us got wheels.  The Waikiki bus had its last run.  You can walk up to Hotel Row.  That bus runs all night.”

I was glad this sailor was sober.  I made a mental note for Bernie and I to hitch a ride with him, if we didn’t hike down to the hotel bus.  I would soon discover that my observation was premature.  When we reached the bonfire, we could see the coolers, one on each side of the ring, open, a disappointing sign as we approached. 

“Those sons of bitches,” Harry swore, “I bet them SP’s took’em.  Damn hypocrites!” “Hold on,” he added looking down into one of the coolers, “there’s plenty left.”

“Looky here,” a drunken sailor exclaimed. “Thish one full too!”

“They must’ve grabbed only a few,” I observed, grabbing my share. “How much beer did you guys buy?”

“We didn’t buy any.” Bernie muttered stupidly.

“Hey, I got an idea,” Harry cried, “let’s go to my place.  You men gotta keep it down, though.  We’ll play poker and get shit-faced.”

Shit-faced, I realized, was the navy word for getting drunk.  In a free-for-all motion, everyone took as many cans as they could carry.  Each cooler was carried between a pair of sailors to automobiles parked by the road.  Caught up in the excitement, I greedily carried my four cans away from the site, following Harry and his friends.  With a can of beer in each hand Bernie trailed behind me, with wide unblinking eyes. 

“Where we going?” he asked in a breathless voice. 

“You heard the man,” I looked back happily. “We’re going to Harry’s place.” “Harry,” I called through cupped hands, “can we ride with you?”

“Sure,” he called back, “climb in back.”

“Oh no,” Bernie groaned, “it’s a pickup truck.”

After climbing into the bed, I reached down to him.  “Here, gimme your hand, Bernie. You wanna to walk back to base?”

Several other sailors climbed in, until the bed was packed with bodies.  In the front, beside Harry, three more men were crammed in.  Now, in the twenty-first century, that would be considered a misdemeanor, but it was probably a common scene in 1960 Hawaii.  A civilian patrol car passed us on our way back to Honolulu.  Harry was driving quite fast too.  Behind us was a caravan of automobiles carrying more drunken sailors. The back window of the pickup was evidently slid open, for I heard the men inside the cab planning the night ahead. 

“We’ll call Lola and Esther—them two whores we picked up this evening,” he explained to his friends. “Maybe they can invite their friends.  We don’t want no SP or police raids, so we’ll keep it business-like.”

“What about your old lady?” asked his friend. “What if she shows up?”

“Don’t worry,” Harry scoffed. “She ran off last week.  Took the kid too.  We got the house to ourselves.”

As I listened, I noted even in the dim light, Bernie’s reaction.  Once again he was terrified.  I was frightened myself, after hearing what Harry said.  I had heard enough scuttlebutt (a navy word the instructor taught us meaning rumor or gossip) to know what they were talking about.  Yet, despite my own fears, I couldn’t help being excited. The sound of cans popping open around us and excited murmurs heightened my excitement.  Bernie was whispering something in my ear as I popped one open and drank heartily from the can.

Bursts of air tickled my ears. “You-you heard him,” he sputtered, “he’s taking us to another party.  I bet those are prostitutes coming.  What if the police arrive this time?  That’s illegal, Noel.  We’ll go to jail.” 

Bernie had sobered up quickly.  He was dead right, of course, but I wouldn’t tell him that.  In stead, to dull his wits, I plied him with beer.  I’m not proud of it, but it worked.  In fact, as he guzzled down another can, he seemed to relax.  It seemed that he was acquiring a taste for beer.  I had gotten him to like it.  Now if I could only get him to like girls.  Not for one minute did I seriously entertain the notion of paying for sex.  I had only nine dollars and I didn’t want V.D..  Bernie, I realized, had deeper reasons for shying away from girls.  Even if the opportunity availed itself, I knew he would freeze up.  As I continued guzzling down suds, these thoughts and all other intellectual insights became a blur of laughter and motion.  At one point, while Harry was still speeding down the road, I heard more cans snap open in the cabin, and Harry demanding in a slurred voice, “Hey, gimme nuther. Thash good shit!”  Normally, if I hadn’t been so inebriated, that would have been alarming.  As we disembarked at Harry’s place, however, Bernie and I were already smashed.  I almost broke my neck climbing out of the bed.  The gate of the pickup had to be opened to fish him and the other men out.

From this point, my memory is filled with noise, movement, and bright lights.  The few reflections I reconstruct now are possible because of the adrenaline pumping in my veins.  Crowding into Harry’s house in Honolulu, the sailors waited for the girls to arrive.  A few, sober enough to think straight, played poker at the kitchen table.  I realized, in spite of my condition, that Bernie was right.  This could lead to big trouble for two counterfeit sailors.  We were, thanks to me, trapped.  Even this shaky frame of mind waned, as someone handed me another beer.  My resistance was weak.  Bernie sat on a dirty sofa, staring dully into space.  Someone had handed him a can too.  I don’t remember when he got sick, but there were vomit stains on his pea coat and shirt.  What pushed me over the edge was the sudden arrival of the girls Harry promised.  I forgot what their names were, but I recognized the green-eyed brunette and platinum blond with jet black eyes from Mama Sally’s.  An illogical temptation drove me those moments.  I didn’t have enough money, and yet I followed the other sailors down a dingy hall to two rooms, where the two girls led a line of men through each door.  The nasty words the blond had whispered in my ear at Sally’s flashed into my mind.  I had been scandalized then, but now I pictured her lovely face and savored her words, as if they came from a long lost love.

Ironically, what snapped me out of my drunken trance was a natural reaction.  Luckily, there was an unoccupied restroom on my right.  Charging into the room, I bent over and purged. As I clasped the filthy bowel with unflushed urine in it, I felt a strange peace.  In my sodden mind, I knew I had been given a reprieve.  Though I had but nine dollars for those lowlife women, it might have been enough…. “Thang you gawd!”  I drawled.   

After staggering back down the hall, bumping into clients on the way, my instincts gripped me now.  I remember a woman entering the house, swearing aloud, and yelling, “Harry, you bastard.  This time I’m calling the cops!”  This caused my adrenaline to pump even faster. When I found Bernie slumped over on the sofa sound asleep, I shook him violently, until he was awake, dragged him to his feet, and pulled him like a zombie out of the door.  That hour fortune smiled on us again.  As I led Bernie toward a dark side facing the house, I had no idea where we were going.  A voice rang out that moment, “Are one of you two men, Bernie Suarez?”  Bernie was too far gone to respond, but I turned to the voice, recognizing the angry woman in the house.  In the light, she was a slightly overweight woman, with a mixture of Asian and Hawaiian features, and yet, as I recall, she spoke in a crinkly, articulate voice, without the hint of an accent.

“He must’ve dropped this.” She held out his wallet.

“Oh thang you ma’am,” I bowed. “Pleeze led us eshcape before you call poleeze?”

“Don’t worry.” She laughed sourly. “Some of those men are our neighbors.  I don’t want to get them busted.  My daughter and I have moved on.  He pays the rent now.  It’s his house.”

I gave her a quizzical look, tilting my head in the manner of drunks.  Bernie was almost asleep on his feet.  Studying us intently, as I took the wallet and then tucked it into Bernie’s back pocket, her face broke into a smile.

“According to this license, he’s eighteen years old,” she observed dryly. “What’re you two kids doing with that bunch?”

“Uh, we made a mishtake.” I tried explaining, “We thod id wuz just a pardy.  We didn’t know they’re wuz proshtitutes there.  Bernie doeshn’t know any bedder.  Ids my fauld.” 

I was referring to the event at the beach and at Ewa.  She waved her hand impatiently, though, saying, “I don’t care what Harry does anymore.  He’s a degenerate, haole pig”  “The question is.” She looked at us with concern. “How’re you boys getting back to the base?  You’ll get picked up by the shore patrol or police in that condition.”

I looked over at Bernie in his soiled pea coat, scratched my head, and nodded. “We’re in a piggle.”

“Ho ho,” she shook her head, “I should say so.  They’ve been cracking down at Barber’s Point and Pearl lately.  You can’t even take the bus.  You try to get into the gate that way, and you’ll be on report!”

“We’ll be more than thad,” I muttered to myself.

Moved by our miserable plight, the woman, as the Marine Lieutenant last night, took pity on us.  Motioning to the automobile parked in the driveway, she said wearily, “Come on, you two.  I’m gotta bail you out of this.  I work in the commissary, and I have a base sticker.  You guys lie low in back, and I’ll sneak you in.”

I mumbled my thanks over and over again, “Oh thang you, thang you!”  Bernie had to be guided into the back seat.  I pulled his smelly pea coat off, rolling it up inside out, so he could lie on it instead of my lap.  Had I not been so drunk I might have been worried about his zombie-like state.  As it turned out, I fell asleep myself, as she drove us back to the base.  When we arrived at the turn-around loop provided for drop offs, she stopped her car, reached back and shook me awake, and then, after I drug the drowsy Bernie from the car, disappeared from my life.  I didn’t even ask her name, but like the Marine, whose name I also failed to ask, she stands out as an important person in my life.  There were many such persons I can recall…but the Marine lieutenant and Harry’s wife, brief as the encounters were, were the first, holding special place in my mind.  Had they not arrived, I can’t imagine what might have happened to us during this freewheeling madcap time.  At least so far in our caper, Bernie and I had escaped detection, arrest, and incarceration in jail or a Marine brig.  We had no idea just how much trouble awaited us ahead.

 

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